A.K.A. The “Let’s See How Many Fandoms and Pairings I can Squish Into This One Song” Song.
This is a response to my first really mean anon message last night about how I can’t sing and complaining about why I’m “always singing about Howrra” and “always singing about LOK”. Well, here’s to you, Anon-ssi. Cheers!
I see you on my TV screen not even for ten seconds
And I’m like, I ship you (Ooo,ooo,oooo)
You nearly kill a guy while speeding ‘round on your moped
And I’m like, I ship you and with Korra too
Bender or non-bender
Shippers gon’ ship ya
Crazy fandom shit (crazy fandom shit)
And though your pairing might not happen
With that cabbage merchant
Don’t worry…still ship you (Ooo,ooo,oooo)
Characters fighting
They must be fucking
Don’t matter if they’re gay or straight
One minute encounter
Turned private lessons
Doing a whole lot more than bending, yeah
I pity the newb, that gets trolled by you
Oops, Amon looked his way, the lieutenant must be gay
Ooooo, here’s some smut for you
Hell yeah, go on and manip that photo
I see you posting that fanart of Dickie and Jay
And I’m like, I ship you (Ooo,ooo,oooo)
Whenever I see interaction with Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne
I’m like, I ship you and with Selina too
Supermartian, Spitfire
Shippers gon’ ship ya
Crazy fandom shit (crazy fandom shit)
And even though your pairing breaks up in the newest season
No worries…Gar ships you (Ooo,ooo,oooo)
Character jails ya
Totally wants to nail ya
Put those cuffs into good use
Mentors to teach ya, not to please ya
Your dignity might be what you’ll lose
I pity the newb, that gets trolled by you
Whoa, Nick just leaked a scene, drama on my laptop screen
Ooooo, a chill pill for you
Damn, these fandoms are a little too crazy sometimes
We see Ilana’s face on Aya’s and witness Razer’s rage
And I’m like, I ship you (Ooo,ooo,oooo)
Carol Ferris finding Hal Jordan in outer space
I can’t help but ship you with a bitch slap too
Atrocitus and Ghia’ta
Shippers gon’ ship ya
Crazy fandom shit (crazy fandom shit)
Who’s ever heard of someone shipping a literal ship?
You betcha…shippers do!
So many ship wars, so much hate, and tons of trolling popping up on my dash
(My dash, my dash, my dash)
But all I really want to do is read some fanfics of Mako and Ash
(Of Ash, of Ash, of Ash)
And now I’m like…
WHY?!
My feels.
Why?!
OTP, baby!
Not canon
But I’ll still ship you!
It’s a Saturday morning and I’m crying in bed
And I’m like, how dare you?! (Ooo,ooo,oooo)
Why must you torture me and get into my OTP’s way?
oooo, how dare you and screw these feelings too!
Raining on my face
My heart on the pavement
Crazy fandom shit (C’mon just kiss!)
But despite all of your trolling, I’ll go down with my ships
And just…hate on you